San Andreas Stories is Fake

Oh man, I am sad now.

A listing for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Stories has been making the rounds
on the Internet today, leading many to believe that Rockstar plans to bring the
third adventure in the series over to Sony's handlheld. It may very well be true
that Rockstar is planning such a release, but this "leaked" product listing is
fake. The boxart for the game re-uses imagery from the original PS2 title,
something that Rockstar has never done with its previous PSP releases.

Secondly, the shop in question even admits that it is pure speculation
at this point. The original product description, written in 2007 reads:

"With San Andreas the only city in the GTA universe yet receive the
Stories treatment, we wouldn't be surprised if Rockstar eventually end up
bringing out 'San Andreas Stories' on PSP and/or PS2. There's no word from the
developers about the game at this stage, but if you sign up by clicking the
above link, we'll get in touch with you the second that the game is available to
pre-order. If it ever does come out, that is."

We are sorry to be the
bearers of bad news, but it looks like the long-awaited GTA: SA Stories remains
vaporware for now. But who knows? Rockstar has said that it has something big up
its sleeve that involves a handheld system. Maybe they will surprise us with
another PSP release after all.

[via pspworld.com]

GTA: San Andreas Might Be Coming to the PSP

I might be able to play my psp again. GTA" San Andreas might come to the psp.

Talk about a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas game for the PSP has been going on
for quite some time now. While nothing really panned out in a rock-solid and
official sense, QJ.NET reader Xeinix pointed us towards an HMV page that
contained the following listing:

[via qj.net]

GTA: Chinatown Wars Has Sex?

Yes its true, but I still wont be buying it.

As noted in Blend Games' preview of GTA: Chinatown Wars, the upcoming GTA game for the DS is staying true to the series' roots. Even though the DS is generally known for its family-friendly content, Chinatown Wars will have its share of sexual content

Here's an excerpt from the ESRB's summary of the game: " The game also contains sexual references (e.g., discussions of multiple partners, homosexual activity, prostitution, pornography, etc.) and brief instances of sexual activity. Although sexual acts are not graphically depicted, there are sequences in which cars rock back and forth while female moaning is heard."

Considering the characters are all tiny blotches of pixels, it probably would've been thoroughly unarousing had they actually been shown doing the deed. Moaning, though? Better wear headphones if you're playing this game on the bus. The game has an "M" rating and is set to be released on March 17th.

[via cinemablend.com]